| Poem Title | First Lines | Period | # Lines | # Reads |
| 1: A Chameleon. | A USE-FUL les-son you may con, | | 10 | 248 |
| 2: A Kitten's Fancy | The Kitten mews outside the Door, | | 8 | 294 |
| 3: A Mole. | SEE, chil-dren, the mis-guid-ed Mole. | | 12 | 253 |
| 4: A Penguin. | THE Pen-guin sits up-on the shore | | 8 | 253 |
| 5: A Seal. | SEE, chil-dren, the Fur-bear-ing Seal; | | 11 | 252 |
| 6: A Thought | It's very nice to think of how | | 4 | 229 |
| 7: A Whale. | THE con-sci-en-tious art-ist tries | | 12 | 260 |
| 8: An Alphabet of Celebrities | A's Albert Edward, well meaning but flighty, | | 65 | 264 |
| 9: An Arctic Hare. | AN Arc-tic Hare we now be-hold. | | 12 | 260 |
| 10: An Inquiry | A Birdie cocked his little head, | | 4 | 626 |
| 11: An Ostrich. | THIS is an Os-trich. See him stand: | | 10 | 244 |
| 12: Anticipation | When I grow up I mean to be | | 8 | 287 |
| 13: Arnold Bennett | Tis very comforting to know | | 12 | 276 |
| 14: Brander Matthews | I'd best beware how I make free | | 4 | 245 |
| 15: Cerberus | Dear Reader, should you chance to go | | 14 | 212 |
| 16: Charles W. Eliot | And now comes Dr. Eliot stating | | 4 | 231 |
| 17: Christopher Columbus | Columbus is an easy one | | 4 | 260 |
| 18: Daniel Frohman | I love to picture Daniel Frohman | | 4 | 213 |
| 19: Dante | If you should ask me, whether Dante | | 4 | 230 |
| 20: David Belasco | Behold Belasco in his den, | | 4 | 239 |
| 21: Education | When People think that Kittens play, | | 8 | 223 |
| 22: F. W. Hohenzollern | In things like this I've always tried | | 4 | 236 |
| 23: Facilis Ascensus | Up into the Cherry Tree, | | 16 | 229 |
| 24: Foreign Kittens | Kittens large and Kittens small, | | 12 | 199 |
| 25: G. K. Chesterton | When Plain Folk, such as you or I, | | 12 | 220 |
| 26: George Ade | Somehow I always like to think | | 12 | 217 |
| 27: George Bernard Shaw | The very name of Bernard Shaw | | 12 | 212 |
| 28: George Bernard Shaw | George Bernard Shaw--Oh, yes, I know | | 4 | 221 |
| 29: Gilbert K. Chesterton | Unless I'm very much misled, | | 4 | 219 |
| 30: Good and Bad Kittens | Kittens, you are very little, | | 20 | 274 |
| 31: Guglielmo Marconi | I like Marconi best to see | | 4 | 217 |
| 32: Hafiz | When Hafiz saw the portrait free, | | 4 | 219 |
| 33: Happy Thought | The world is so full of a number of Mice | | 2 | 213 |
| 34: Henrik Ibsen | I once drew Ibsen, looking bored | | 4 | 206 |
| 35: Here's Looking | Here's looking | | 6 | 202 |
| 36: Hiram Maxim | From Hiram Maxim's hair you'd think | | 4 | 227 |
| 37: Ignace Jan Paderewski | When Paderewski is forgot, | | 4 | 204 |
| 38: In Darkest Africa | At evening when the lamp is lit, | | 20 | 224 |
| 39: Israel Zangwill | This picture though it is not much | | 4 | 260 |
| 40: J. Forbes-Robertson | I'm told the Artist who aspires | | 4 | 253 |
| 41: J. Pierpont Morgan | In Rome, when Morgan came to town, | | 12 | 262 |
| 42: John D. Rockefeller | Few faces interest me less | | 4 | 258 |
| 43: John Drew | For Perfect Form there are but few | | 12 | 253 |
| 44: John S. Sargent | Here's Sargent doing the Duchess X | | 4 | 223 |
| 45: Kitten's Night Thought | When Human Folk put out the light, | | 16 | 218 |
| 46: Medusa | How did Medusa do her hair? | | 14 | 199 |
| 47: Napoleon | I like to draw Napoleon best | | 4 | 236 |
| 48: Oh, Editor, Editor, | Oh, Editor, Editor, | | 24 | 215 |
| 49: Pegasus | The ancients made no end of fuss | | 15 | 196 |
| 50: Peter Dunne | Shpeaking of Harps, sure me frind Pete | | 12 | 236 |
| 51: Rain | The rain is raining everywhere, | | 4 | 274 |
| 52: Rudyard Kipling | I seem to see a Shining One, | | 12 | 192 |
| 53: Saint Paul | It saddens me to think Saint Paul | | 4 | 253 |
| 54: Shakespeare | Will Shakespeare, the Baconians say, | | 4 | 204 |
| 55: Some Geese. | EV-ER-Y child who has the use | | 12 | 215 |
| 56: Stairs - A Toast | Here's to the man who invented stairs | | 8 | 233 |
| 57: The Ant. | MY child, ob-serve the use-ful Ant, | | 15 | 220 |
| 58: The Cat. | OB-SERVE the Cat up-on this page. | | 16 | 198 |
| 59: The Centaur | The Centaur led a double life: | | 12 | 289 |
| 60: The Chimera | You'd think a lion or a snake | | 14 | 197 |
| 61: The Chimpanzee. | CHIL-DREN, be-hold the Chim-pan-zee: | | 6 | 209 |
| 62: The Cockatrice | If you will listen to advice | | 12 | 195 |
| 63: The Dog | The Dog is black or white or brown | | 20 | 253 |
| 64: The Dog. | HERE is the Dog. Since time be-gan, | | 12 | 178 |
| 65: The Dolphin | The Dolphin was, if you should wish | | 10 | 204 |
| 66: The Dove Of Peace | Here's to the Dove of Peace! | | 8 | 220 |
| 67: The Elephant. | This is the El-e-phant, who lives | | 13 | 235 |
| 68: The Floor | Here's to the floor, | | 20 | 234 |
| 69: The Fly. | OB-SERVE, my child, the House-hold Fly, | | 12 | 227 |
| 70: The Game | Watching a ball on the end of a string, | | 12 | 223 |
| 71: The Gargoyle | The Gargoyle often makes its perch | | 14 | 194 |
| 72: The Giraffe. | SEE the Gi-raffe; he is so tall | | 14 | 238 |
| 73: The Golden Cat | Great is the Golden Cat who treads | | 16 | 241 |
| 74: The Gryphon | It chanced that Allah, looking round, | | 16 | 211 |
| 75: The Harpy | They certainly contrived to raise | | 10 | 196 |
| 76: The Hippopotamus. | OH, say, what is this fearful, wild | | 10 | 236 |
| 77: The Hydra | The Hydra Hercules defied, | | 16 | 212 |
| 78: The Hyppogriff | Biologists are prone to sniff | | 10 | 199 |
| 79: The Jinn | To call a Jinn the only thing | | 14 | 196 |
| 80: The Joy Ride | When Mistress Peggy moves around, | | 4 | 219 |
| 81: The Leopard. | THIS is the Le-o-pard, my child; | | 9 | 217 |
| 82: The Lion | The Lion does not move at all, | | 12 | 221 |
| 83: The Mermaid | Although a Fishwife in a sense, | | 12 | 241 |
| 84: The Milk Jug | The Gentle Milk Jug blue and white | | 12 | 232 |
| 85: The Minotaur | No book of monsters is complete | | 12 | 211 |
| 86: The Mongoos. | THIS, Chil-dren, is the famed Mon-goos. | | 14 | 228 |
| 87: The Moon | The Moon is like a big round cheese | | 12 | 236 |
| 88: The Outing | My Bed is like a little Bark, | | 16 | 215 |
| 89: The Peter Pan Alphabet | | | 142 | 224 |
| 90: The Ph[oe]nix | The Ph[oe]nix was, as you might say, | | 10 | 191 |
| 91: The Pig-Pen. | OH, turn not from the hum-ble Pig, | | 10 | 224 |
| 92: The Platypus. | MY child, the Duck-billed Plat-y-pus | | 13 | 209 |
| 93: The Puncture | When I was just a Kitten small, | | 6 | 219 |
| 94: The Puppy | The Puppy cannot mew or talk, | | 20 | 220 |
| 95: The Rhinoceros. | SO this is the Rhi-no-ce-ros! | | 10 | 218 |
| 96: The Rubáiyát of a Persian Kitten | Wake! for the Golden Cat has put to flight | | 140 | 237 |
| 97: The Salamander | The Salamander made his bed | | 14 | 196 |
| 98: The Satyr | The Satyr lived in times remote, | | 16 | 205 |
| 99: The Sea Serpent | O wondrous worm that won the Height | | 12 | 212 |
| 100: The Shadow Kitten | There's a funny little kitten that tries to look like me, | | 8 | 205 |
| 101: The Siren | The Siren may be said to be | | 10 | 236 |
| 102: The Sloth. | The Sloth en-joys a life of Ease; | | 8 | 209 |
| 103: The Smoker's Year Book | Now Time the harvester surveys | | 144 | 210 |
| 104: The Sphinx | She was half Lady and half cat | | 12 | 196 |
| 105: The Unicorn | The Unicorn 's a first-rate sort. | | 12 | 192 |
| 106: The Whole Duty of Kittens | When Human Folk at Table eat, | | 4 | 236 |
| 107: The Wolf. | OH, yes, the Wolf is bad, it's true; | | 12 | 229 |
| 108: The Yak. | THIS is the Yak, so neg-li-gée: | | 10 | 239 |
| 109: Theodore Roosevelt | The ways of Providence are odd. | | 8 | 192 |
| 110: To Fashion | Fashion! Lovely Dame! | | 12 | 203 |
| 111: To Her Shadow | Here's to her shadow! | | 3 | 218 |
| 112: To Hope | Here's to Hope, | | 8 | 213 |
| 113: To Liberty | Here's to our Goddess, Liberty, | | 4 | 202 |
| 114: To Music | Here's to Music, | | 4 | 209 |
| 115: To Neptune | A health to King Neptune, | | 16 | 202 |
| 116: To Our Lady Nicotine | Here's to Lady Nicotine! | | 8 | 204 |
| 117: To Our Readers | Here's to our Readers, Health! good Looks! | | 4 | 192 |
| 118: To Our Sweethearts | To our Sweethearts and Wives, | | 4 | 199 |
| 119: To Stern Critics | Here's to stern Critics! | | 4 | 184 |
| 120: To Temptation | Here's to temptation! | | 4 | 200 |
| 121: To The Clock | Here's to the Clock! | | 4 | 198 |
| 122: To The Creditor | Here's to the Creditor, | | 20 | 176 |
| 123: To The Maid With Fancy Free | Here's to the maid with Fancy Free; | | 4 | 180 |
| 124: To The Publisher | To The Publisher! - Drink! | | 4 | 192 |
| 125: To The Typewriter | Here's to the Typewriter! | | 8 | 180 |
| 126: To The Waiter | We drink your health, O Waiter! | | 4 | 174 |
| 127: William Dean Howells | Not squirrels in the park alone | | 12 | 198 |
| 128: William Howard Taft | I'm sorry William Taft is out | | 4 | 198 |
| 129: Winter and Summer | In Winter when the air is chill, | | 12 | 190 |
