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Epitaph On A Tuft-Hunter.

    By Thomas Moore



    Lament, lament, Sir Isaac Heard,
        Put mourning round thy page, Debrett,
    For here lies one who ne'er preferred
        A Viscount to a Marquis yet.

    Beside him place the God of Wit,
        Before him Beauty's rosiest girls,
    Apollo for a star he'd quit,
        And Love's own sister for an Earl's.

    Did niggard fate no peers afford,
        He took of course to peers' relations;
    And rather than not sport a Lord
        Put up with even the last creations;

    Even Irish names could he but tag 'em
        With "Lord" and "Duke," were sweet to call;
    And at a pinch Lord Ballyraggum
        Was better than no Lord at all.

    Heaven grant him now some noble nook,
        For rest his soul! he'd rather be
    Genteelly damned beside a Duke,
        Than saved in vulgar company.



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